WOWSERS – what a busy week since we last met IBOT’ers!
I’ve got so much to say but I’m still suffering from my Saturday night cocktail party (yep I’m a light weight) and am ridiculously tired and possibly have a three-day hangover 😦
As a journo I know how to summarise things and have been taught how to ‘hook’ a reader in about 30 words.
So here is a snapshot (followed by pic) of some newsworthy things that have happened to me in the past week.
(I’m writing them as if they were intros for a newspaper).
A FIRST-TIME school mum was devastated to find nits in her child’s hair and has warned other parents to be vigilant in keeping the “creepy critters” at bay or else she’ll go all gangsta on them.
DESPITE being warned of the dangers of excessive drinking, a woman allegedly drank cocktails for more than seven hours before falling asleep at 2.30am after consuming an entire jug of unconfirmed substances and dancing in her pyjamas to bad 70s music.
AUTHORITIES were shocked it took at least twenty minutes for the mother of these children to realise they were asking for real money to give away pretend ice-cream – initial reports suggest she might have been slightly hungover from the night before.
PARENTS across the country have been warned to be aware of the dangers of toddlers standing on and jumping off toys – the mum of this boy admitted that she was ‘busy
blogging cooking’ when the incident occurred.
What was the high and/or low point of your week?
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