I have a dark secret that is just bursting to get out – I can bake!
I know, I know, each week I rave on about how much I loathe and despise cooking but the truth be told I’ve been known to dabble in the kitchen, sort of.
But be prepared to have your socks knocked off.
It’s a little recipe I like to call Mouse Traps (okay so I stole the name and recipe from my mum but she said it’s cool).
I bet you’re thinking that it just doesn’t seem fair for me to be so multi-talented.
And right now there are hundreds of amazing cooky bloggers biting their nails wondering how the hell they can compete with these puppies.
Danni @ Keeping up with the Holsbys you might even have to re-name your blog Keeping up with Emily! It has a incredible ring to it don’t you think?
And Bree @ Twinkle in the Eye, doesn’t Twinkle in Emily’s Eye just roll off the tongue?
Surely you will agree Amanda @ Cooker and a Looker that Isn’t Emily Such A Cool Cooker and A Looker is an acceptable adjustment to your blog?
In case you didn’t get a good enough look at my masterpieces, here’s another photo:
Read it and weep girls – I know, I know, right now you’re shitting yourselves and wondering how you’ll ever be able to call yourselves chefs again after seeing my fabulous creation.
But never fear – this isn’t an invention test or a mystery box challenge – I’m going to share my top-secret, not-for-beginners, extremely difficult recipe.
Now be warned fellow IBOT’ers, some of the ingredients might seem a little obscure but there’s a high chance you might possibly already have these items at home.
If not, then truly don’t stress, they are readily available at your nearest supermarket.
So there you have it – I’ve outed myself and I feel FANTASTIC!
Please feel free to have me guest blogging with some of my other secret recipes any time 🙂
I totally LOVE Danni, Amanda and Bree and their blogs and
hope know they’ll take this post in the good humour it is intended.
Is there any questions about my masterpiece? Are you secretly a great cook like me? Or do you leave it up to the professionals?
Linking with the soon-to-be published author and all round good
guy girl Jess @ Essentially Jess for IBOT