Oh how I miss being lazy!
Kids are just such high maintenance – “I want lunch”, “wipe my bum”, “unhook me from the washing line”, “let me in the house – it’s raining”.
Today my boys asked for macaroni for lunch, well the one that could speak did.
He was quite upset when I gave him a bowl of pasta, without cheese sauce.
I tried to explain it was Fug All Friday – he didn’t get it – strange that.
I wish someone would invent a kids feeding system like they have for cats, where they tap a container and food rolls out the bottom.
Even a toddler-sized cat flap would be handy – especially one with a lock 😉
I find Fridays extremely annoying after a long week, I just want to do diddly squat but kids make that impossible.
A few months ago I wrote about my F*%K All Friday policy – where I do nothing all day (it explains the rules and ’tis quite amusing).
It’s kinda hard to let go – but with practise you too can transform your Friday into a day of sloth.
Start with letting the kids do whatever they want!
This frees you up to do useless shit such as playing on your phone, blogging, and taking lots of selfies with your kids.
Usually they’re keen to oblige as are high on the bucket loads of sugar you gave them to keep them away from you for five minutes.
If you’ve succeeded in hiding from the ferals wee darlings for 10 minutes (usually by locking yourself in the toilet) – use this time wisely.
Whatever you do don’t waste it by doing the dishes, the washing or removing porridge stuck to your child’s forehead.
Try your hardest to ignore any thoughts of what to cook for dinner and DO NOT pick up any toys.
I figure that surely one day a week I can do fug all without feeling guilty.
And realistically it’s not as though I’ve done nothing all day.
This is what I’ve done:
1. Fed, dressed and wiped three kids’ bums all before 8am.
2. WALKED to school, at one stage all three were on the stroller as we were late and I had to run – what a sight!
3. Cooked pasta, put spoons in bowls, cut apple and unwrapped lollipops.
4. Opened the back door and encouraged them to go outside – they didn’t want to – even after I told them rain would make them grow strong!
5. Stood in front of fridge and cupboard for five minutes so the boys couldn’t raid it for more lollies.
See I haven’t been completely useless!
And I will TOTALLY tell the Husband I’ve spent all day chasing after kids, tidying up and that the mess was made five minutes before he walked in the door.
Did you have a lazy Friday? Are you capable of doing nothing and not feel guilty?
Finally a blog just for FYBF!!!
Hola Grace, you’re a fabulous host!
May 24, 2013 at 2:41 pm
So what I needed to read at this moment – something light hearted. Thanks for putting a smile on my face Em xx
May 26, 2013 at 9:36 pm
Very glad to oblige Deb, I hope you had a great weekend and that it’s not too cold over there right now!
May 24, 2013 at 2:42 pm
I’m still on the couch. The kitchen is still a mess from last night BUT I have managed to sort out my meal plan for next fortnight and drink 4 cups of coffee! Huzzah!
I’ll wait until 17:50 and do the “husband hustle” so it looks like I’ve been busy all damn day! 😉
May 26, 2013 at 9:36 pm
I LOVE your work Toni – a woman after my own heart 🙂 xx
May 24, 2013 at 2:58 pm
Oh Em, thanks for this! Some days it’s totally in your best interest to just be lazy isn’t it? I think this sounds like the perfect plan xx
PS that bottom photo is toooo gorgeous! 🙂
May 26, 2013 at 9:37 pm
I think we all need to give ourselves a break – otherwise life gets too hard/serious. Have a happy week gorgeous woman! See you soon 🙂
May 24, 2013 at 3:15 pm
I’m certainly capable of doing no housework and not feeling guilty. You could spend a whole day picking up things and cleaning to have it undone behind you, or you could do a supersonic 10 minute clean at the end of the day (or week, if you are like me). I choose the latter.
May 26, 2013 at 9:38 pm
Another smart mumma here – I couldn’t agree more! I have to say it’s taken me having 3 kids to not give a shart about mess! Thanks for visit 🙂
May 24, 2013 at 3:16 pm
I’m really good at being lazy. Want lessons? Look me up 😉 Unfortunately, I’m not good at being lazy without guilt! Hmmm… hold off on those lessons I think. Must say though – it is much easier to be lazy when the kids get older. All in good time Em 😉 LOL xo
May 26, 2013 at 9:40 pm
Ha ha – you are wise – any other advice gratefully received! As for guilt, I have spent too much time on that, I still have some but most of the time I try to tell the ‘guilt voice’ to NAFF OFF! Em xx
May 24, 2013 at 3:31 pm
Lol good one Ems, quite a change from deciding what to wear for a night at the pub on a Friday! Yip brought Biancas lunch today and I am thinking of a takeaway for dinner, don’t do it very often but I am thinking I like the idea of fug all Friday 🙂
May 26, 2013 at 9:41 pm
Ooo remember those days in Wellington Bids?? Don’t they seem like such a distant memory – but we wouldn’t have it any other way right? (right?!!??!?) lotsa love xx
May 24, 2013 at 4:20 pm
I’m alone in the office at work so yes I am having a lazy Friday.
May 24, 2013 at 8:23 pm
Oh me too! I did pretty much everything that was really necessary in about 1 hour and stuffed around for the rest of the time until it was home time.
May 26, 2013 at 9:42 pm
Totally jealous – eg to not be at home wiping bums and stopping silly arguments! However, I’m probably much poorer than you both – so BOO! 🙂 xx
May 26, 2013 at 9:53 pm
Nope you’re definitely not poorer than me!
May 26, 2013 at 9:41 pm
Whoop whoop – I hope it doesn’t mean tomorrow is a BIATCH! Em xx
May 24, 2013 at 4:27 pm
That’s bloody gold!!! I loved the photo bomb!
May 26, 2013 at 9:44 pm
I hope you just slack about on Friday Kev!
May 24, 2013 at 4:58 pm
I love this idea – definitely going to try it!! Thanks for the great tip!!
May 26, 2013 at 9:45 pm
Truly Jodie – you won’t regret it – life is too short to worry about Friday mess 🙂
May 24, 2013 at 5:07 pm
Yep I like to take things a bit easier on Friday. I try to finish most of my work for clients earlier in the week and yes, I prep a lot of my blog posts on a Friday – it’s a nice way to finish off the week! Thankfully my kids are old enough they don’t interfere too much with my plans of slackness!
May 26, 2013 at 9:46 pm
I can’t do diddly on a Friday as boys are VERY needy – the wee monkeys, as cute as they are! See you in a few sleeps J 🙂 x
May 24, 2013 at 5:25 pm
I do this, but due to working its Fug All Tuesday. However I finish work in 4 weeks and I plan to make the most of the few Fridays there will be between finishing and PJ#2’s arrival to do Fug all. Especially as Fridays are also Punky’s daycare day! The thought of a Friday off from everything has me so excited. I am seeing a pedicure, and possibly even a massage in my future!
May 26, 2013 at 9:47 pm
Please please take care of yourself Ky, without the guilt. I wish I was kinda to myself when No.2 came along – you deserve it. Never say no to ANY help, indulge, you are a great mumma, wife and work! I’m VERY excited for you – just a bummer you’ll be BF-ing in winter, been there, hated that. Em xx
May 24, 2013 at 5:43 pm
I love it! I’m going to start making Friday a day of relaxation with no plans.
May 26, 2013 at 9:49 pm
DO IT – you won’t know yourself – and don’t feel guilty – life is TOO short 🙂
May 24, 2013 at 7:48 pm
Love it. You had me smiling, especially the idea of a self-feeder for kids. I too left the house a mess today and just chose to enjoy the kids & life in general! I blogged about it today. Keep up your Fug All Friday, it’s good to have a day of low expectations and relaxation.
May 26, 2013 at 9:49 pm
Isn’t it hard to do that? eg just enjoy kids without guilt – go you! E 🙂
May 24, 2013 at 9:05 pm
For a lazy Friday, you’ve done a whole lot actually!! Haha. Enjoy the rest of your weekend 🙂
May 26, 2013 at 9:52 pm
Thanks Ai – it felt like not much but was still busy – but with NO guilt!
May 24, 2013 at 9:45 pm
too funny! Today, i dropped the boy at daycare and then went shopping at ikea – guess you could say i did nothing today…
May 26, 2013 at 9:52 pm
Good for you – I hope you felt alive! You deserve it – we all do 🙂
May 24, 2013 at 10:20 pm
That’s a grand idea – fug all friday – i love it. by the looks of that pic i don’t think your son liked you photo bombing in his sleep hehe. And congrats to you – three bums before 8 deserves the frick’n Victoria Cross. kimx
May 26, 2013 at 9:53 pm
Funny – he was in a deep sleep – he must sleep frowning, the poor we thing! 🙂 x
May 24, 2013 at 10:23 pm
I’m certainly capable of doing nothing without feeling guilty, but the trouble comes The Morning After! When I get up on Saturday and realise that there is now twice as much tidying to be done cos I let the kids run riot while I did fug all! But still, it was probably going to get that messy anyway. It’s probably still worth the day off. I love that photo of your junior neck-snapper 🙂
May 26, 2013 at 9:54 pm
Hee hee, I hoped that someone would read my captions! I loved it, although paid for it today – SHART – there was so stuff to clean and put away, but worth it – kinda 😉 x
May 24, 2013 at 10:55 pm
I sort of had a fug all Friday today – ended up staying home with Delilah who was unwell (I tried to get to work and got her to preschool but she got upset when I was leaving and ended up snotting and coughing all over the place – I sort of had to take her home after that!) I even managed to have a nap – a win for fug all Friday!
May 26, 2013 at 9:55 pm
Yay for you getting a much-needed nap Kirsty, I hope D is on the mend? x
May 25, 2013 at 12:05 am
I usually don’t cook dinner in Friday, or it is at least something easy if I do. It is amazing how enjoyable the whole day is knowing you don’t have to worry about feeding the masses!
May 26, 2013 at 9:55 pm
Isn’t it silly? But makes the evening SO much more pleasant! Thanks for visit and comment 🙂
May 25, 2013 at 7:28 am
I tend to do that on the weekend – well, the weekends are for hubs & I to have a weekend, so the kids fend more for themselves when their stupid activities aren’t sucking the freedom out of it. I am a fan of taking a break now and then…though if you made pasta instead of 2 minute noodles, you’re working too hard…
May 26, 2013 at 9:56 pm
Agreed with the pasta/2 min noodle! And I actually cooked a roast this weekend but they are easy really 🙂 x
May 25, 2013 at 10:48 am
Good one Em. I love it! You do the best selfies!
May 26, 2013 at 9:56 pm
I do try Nat – hee hee – thanks for read and visit x
May 25, 2013 at 2:11 pm
Awesome post! Very funny! I’m going to have to start Fug All Fridays at my place!
May 26, 2013 at 9:57 pm
You won’t regret it I promise! And what is the worst that can happen – ask yourself this when you are thinking about it twice? Em 🙂
May 25, 2013 at 3:28 pm
That sounds like a fabulous friday, I need to stay trying it out!
May 26, 2013 at 9:58 pm
Please do and then enjoy it – life is too short 🙂 x
May 25, 2013 at 3:34 pm
I love the idea of this!
I never cook dinner on a Friday. I call it “Come as you are Friday” so everyone just helps themselves to what they want – well I do cook for the 4 year old but all she wants is boiled eggs – bless her!
May 26, 2013 at 9:59 pm
I used to LOVE boiled egg and soldier night! Us parents need to give ourselves a break WAY more than we do x
May 25, 2013 at 8:54 pm
You mean to say the world doesnt fall apart if us parents do fug all? How can i make myself feel important now and how can i convince Mrs Under that I’ve had a more stressful day than she has? Oh well fug it I’m with you!
May 26, 2013 at 10:00 pm
Try fluffing around for 5 minutes before she is due to arrive or as you hear her door slam – rush around like a mad man and shaking head! Hee hee! Nice to see you at my blog Matt 🙂 Em
May 26, 2013 at 11:59 pm
It was long overdue Em
May 26, 2013 at 3:39 pm
I am SOO doing this next Friday!!
Love the line about the rain hahahaha thanks for the giggles!
May 26, 2013 at 10:01 pm
Glad someone picked up on that! I totally think you should Bek – what have you got to lose? I appreciate the visit 🙂
May 26, 2013 at 6:11 pm
I WANT A FUG ALL FRIDAY! Thank you for the inspiration! (That’s something else you can add to the list of things you did on Friday – inspired everyone who read this blog post! Not lazy at all!)
May 26, 2013 at 10:02 pm
Oh Em if anyone deserves FAF it’s you – a new baby, a wee one – please do it, and leave the guilt in the freezer! Love the pics of your wee one BTW, thanks for sharing (and comment) Em x 🙂
May 26, 2013 at 7:35 pm
Funnily enough, I have a FUG All Friday pretty much every week! Although, I don’t get to photo bomb while my boys are asleep because the little rug rats don’t sleep during the day anymore! Waaaah!
May 26, 2013 at 10:03 pm
Ha ha – I usually don’t either but No.2 was SO tired and he knew I was right beside him so slept – bless cotton socks! You are a smart mumma doing FUG all on Friday – thanks for comment Gracie – you rock 🙂
May 26, 2013 at 8:28 pm
Love it Em. Sounds like my kind of Friday. Shame I actually have to be at work most Fridays – can I get away with fug all there?
May 26, 2013 at 10:04 pm
Ummm – maybe not – but you can get away with doing FUG all when you get home?! Have a happy week – Em xx
May 26, 2013 at 10:21 pm
This is pure gold!!! I love it. Can we have dug all Friday and dug all Sunday??? I must admit, I hate Fridays and I can’t remember the last one where I actually gave the kids a decent dinner. Nutella sandwiches aren’t that bad surely???
May 26, 2013 at 10:34 pm
They sure are, there is protein, calcium and carbs! We had a lazy spam bolle tonight! Maybe we could make it a Fug All Weekend! x
May 26, 2013 at 10:23 pm
Ps. HOW the hell did get get to level 100 on CCS??? Give me some tips please (before I waste my life on this damn annoying addictive game) xx
May 26, 2013 at 10:32 pm
Ha ha we’ll have to become FB friends so we can send lives! The more the better I say! Maybe I was drunk when I passed it? x
May 26, 2013 at 10:40 pm
This approach should be mandatory for all mothers… forcing us all to be slack for at least one day a week and NOT to take anything too seriously!
May 26, 2013 at 10:53 pm
I agree! And to have no guilt for just one day! Have a happy week S x
May 27, 2013 at 2:14 pm
I was like “Fug All Friday”? Hell yes, I can do that! Then I realised that your version of fug all is pretty much every day the Twin Tornado are home from Kindy for me. You are doing too much. More fug, less all. 😉
May 27, 2013 at 9:11 pm
You have a bloody good point! Time to do much more of fug all : )
May 27, 2013 at 4:38 pm
By the way, you have been nominated for a “Sisterhood of the World Bloggers Award” by me 🙂 I love reading your posts, they always make me laugh! http://debsinspirationaljourney.wordpress.com/2013/05/27/a-little-bit-of-fun/ check it out xx
May 27, 2013 at 9:11 pm
Hi Deb, thanks so much for this – very much appreciated and honoured! Have a great week – Emily
May 27, 2013 at 9:42 pm
Friday’s are funny enough crazy busy here. Lazy weekend for me… two days worth!!!
May 27, 2013 at 10:10 pm
See I can’t really do lazy weekend as thought of Monday clean up annoys me so I usually try and keep on top of stuff, tis easier with husband around to share the load, and change all the nappies!