I’m not exactly sure that what I’m about to post is kosher!
But I was recently given a virtual ‘pat on the back’ by Jess @ Essentially Jess.
She asked me to be the BLOGGER OF THE MO – how could I refuse!
Yes I know, talk about being up myself, but I wanted to share the Q&A’s with you all – because the questions were pretty hairy!
So indulge me fellow bloggers – it is FLOG YO BLOG FRIDAY after all 🙂
What is the most random thing you have ever eaten?
As a kid I used to LOVE nibbling on rubbers, and no I’m not talking about root suits, aka condoms, I grew up in New Zealand and we call erasers rubbers.
I also had a taste for paper, yep the stuff you write on, nothing too flashy or thick, just your garden variety A4, lined stuff.
Oh and mum told me I used to eat the dead flies from under the window sills because I thought they were raisins – YUMMO!
Would you rather ride on a puppy dog for 1km or a camel for 100km?
Seriously, a puppy dog? Is that a trick question? Because have you seen the size of me? I would kill a puppy dog if I rode on one and I have enough to feel guilty about in my life.
As for a camel, I do like a bit of a hump.
If you were a colour what would you be?
I’d like to say red because I’m pretty outgoing and slightly angry – but then again I wear a lot of black, not because I’m having Goth crisis but because it hides my muffin top.
You’re in a karaoke bar and you have to sing: what song is it going to be?
My singing voice is crap so I’m probably going to belt out a song that actually doesn’t need singing – like a rap – Eminem’s The Real Slim Shady for example.
I’ll even turn my hat around backwards, drop my pants a bit so you could see my butt crack and throw in a few YO YO MOFOs!
You must choose between only having either chocolate or alcohol for the rest of your life. Which will it be?
You all know I’m going to say: “Hi, I’m Emily and I choose you alcohol”.
But I pride myself on being able to overcome any obstacle so I’m going to pick a chocolate liqueur – two birds, one stone – BOOM!
So tell me – what is the weirdest thing you have eaten? And would you ride a puppy or a camel?
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July 19, 2013 at 8:05 am
I’ll join you for a camel ride Em!
I’m struggling to think of the oddest food – ears, eyes, brains, testicles? It all depends on your definition of odd and well, you’d be surprised what passes for normal around here!
July 21, 2013 at 8:29 pm
I’m sure mum feed us lots of farmyard fare as kids also! And imagine us on a camel, now that would be a blog post!
July 21, 2013 at 8:31 pm
Would you believe I rode one today with the Big Sister Em? Talk about timing!
July 21, 2013 at 8:33 pm
That’s awesome – I hope I’ll get to read about it xx
July 19, 2013 at 8:59 am
I just read that while eating my brekkie. Flies urghh you made me choke on my porridge! With you on the camel though but not at the same time it’d kill the poor critter!
July 21, 2013 at 8:31 pm
Pretty gross I know! At least you weren’t eating sultana bran!
July 19, 2013 at 9:00 am
I love you so much!
I remember once seeing if I could eat an entire piece of A4 paper in one go. Rather special child I was. 🙂
I also ate dry dog poo once cause I was curious, so you’re not the only weird one. Just one of the awesome ones xxx
July 24, 2013 at 9:20 pm
Now that is commitment – a WHOLE piece of paper! That dry dog poo, VOMIT MUCH?? xx
July 19, 2013 at 9:05 am
Dead flies??? Well, at least they are protein-packed, yes?? Hehe. I’d love to try a camel ride too :p awesome qns to ask Jess, and awesome answers!
Ai @ Sakura Haruka
July 24, 2013 at 9:21 pm
Thanks Ai – and YUK, I am trying to make sure my kids NEVER eat flies xx
July 19, 2013 at 9:37 am
I’d be jumping on the camel too Em!! I used to eat matchsticks as a kid, not the entire thing just the phosphorous!! 🙂 LOL
July 24, 2013 at 9:21 pm
I did that too Jodi – they are quite tasty – how weird are we? I mean awesome 🙂
July 19, 2013 at 10:20 am
Library paste…buy don’t tell anyone!
July 24, 2013 at 9:22 pm
Ha ha Cranky that is funny – I hope you’ve got over that now? Thanks for visit x
July 19, 2013 at 11:19 am
Oh my goodness, that was a bit random, I think I’d have to go for a camel, because I’m not a small/short person either, but maybe one of those giant horse-dogs might take my weight, and may be not too happy about it. Sounds like a lose-lose situation. Congrats on being pick of the month at EJ! You’re a legend.
July 24, 2013 at 9:22 pm
Oh Nat thanks for nice words – not quite a legend but I try 🙂 xx
July 19, 2013 at 11:48 am
Root suits?! I’ve never heard that one – hilarious!
I used to eat dried whiskas sandwiches when I was a kid. Mmmm… tasty 🙂
July 24, 2013 at 9:23 pm
It’s a funny term that’s for sure Lani. And those cat biscuits probably were rather tasty. If we had cats my boys would SO be eating their food – thanks for visit x
July 19, 2013 at 11:52 am
Camel, any day! I freaking LOVE camels, they have gorgeous faces and pretty eyelashes and a healthy ‘I don’t give a shit’ attitude which I find quite inspiring. I would ride the came for 100 k’s and then ask to take it home with me afterwards. P.S. Congrats on the award 🙂
July 24, 2013 at 9:24 pm
Camels are quite daunting because of how tall they are – but I think I could out spit them 😉 xx
July 19, 2013 at 1:04 pm
Definitely Camel.
I’d have to ask my Mum what the strangest thing was I had eaten.
July 24, 2013 at 9:24 pm
When she tells you please let me know Sam x
July 19, 2013 at 1:48 pm
I would love to hear you rap the real slim shady lolz. My karaoke song of choice is Tomorrow by Silverchair. It’s the only song I kick ass in on Singstar …
July 24, 2013 at 9:25 pm
I would LOVE to hear that – and I wish we had Singstar – although I know my hubby is glad we don’t! xxx
July 19, 2013 at 2:14 pm
Deep, thought provoking questions there, Em! I’d definitely go with a camel. Because I’ve always wanted to ride one and do the Lawrence of Arabia thing. As for the weirdest thing I’ve eaten? Gosh…horse sashimi, perhaps?
July 24, 2013 at 9:26 pm
Ick horse! In saying that, if I didn’t know what it was I’d eat it! I can totally imagine you floating on a camel across the desert with a lovely head scarf on 🙂
July 19, 2013 at 2:39 pm
Green ants… they’re quite sweet really and I blame my sister. No, you shouldn’t ask. 😉
Love your work Em! xxx
July 24, 2013 at 9:27 pm
Oh CJ that is hideous! Glad they didn’t bite you. My sister used to chase me with worms and so they kinda freak me out, poor worms 😦 xx
July 19, 2013 at 2:41 pm
Go you Blogger of the MO!!
Since meeting John, we’re regularly eating what I would have once considered weird, sometimes his mum won’t even tell me what I’m eating!!!
At the moment I think I’d even squash the camel, so maybe I could just carry the puppy?
Well done, gorgeous! xx
July 24, 2013 at 9:28 pm
Ahh bless, carry the puppy, you are so sweet! Sometimes it’s best to not ask questions, as long as it tastes nice right? xx 🙂
July 19, 2013 at 4:06 pm
Chocolate liqueur – you are a freakin’ genius!
July 24, 2013 at 9:28 pm
You said it baby!
July 19, 2013 at 4:16 pm
Oh Em, you have just made me ROTFL this Friday afternoon!! I’ll be with you on the camel as that poor puppy would have no chance if I sat on it!! My mum told me that she once left me sitting on a blanket on the grass outside while she ran in to grab the phone (or something) and she came back to find me stuffing a frog into my mouth!! EEEEWWWWWW!!
July 24, 2013 at 9:29 pm
NOW that comment had me ROFTL – you crazy gal you – wish she’d taken a pic! Mind you back then it wouldn’t have been so easy. Hee hee, you take the cake for the weirdest thing to eat R xx
July 19, 2013 at 4:58 pm
Camel – totally pervy to ride a puppy. (That shirt, on the other hand is exceptional!)
Weirdest food – not big on weird food. Duck tongue and it was gross, no surprises there…
July 24, 2013 at 9:30 pm
It’s a FAB shirt that’s for sure, just glad my hubby doesn’t own one! YUK duck tongue – you are BRAVE, what did you eat it with? Lots of wine or beer I hope?
July 19, 2013 at 5:50 pm
Haha, it’s still funny the second time round! Oh and I like a good hump too. 🙂
July 24, 2013 at 9:31 pm
Great minds in regards to humping Danya x
July 19, 2013 at 5:51 pm
I may have been a garden snail eater!
July 24, 2013 at 9:31 pm
So you must love it when you eat prawns and hit a shell then??? xxx
July 19, 2013 at 7:47 pm
Mmm. Flies… I used to collect the shavings (if that’s even what it’s called) off rubbers after I used them… Love your random funniness!
July 24, 2013 at 9:32 pm
My girl does the same with rubber filings – or whatever they are called 🙂 x
July 19, 2013 at 8:42 pm
I love ALL the posts by you!
July 24, 2013 at 9:32 pm
Aww shucks – DITTO Robo x
July 19, 2013 at 9:42 pm
Weirdest thing I’ve ever eaten would probably be mud pies as a child, but then I’m pretty sure I was tricked into eating ox tongue once and that might be weirder.
Id have to choose the camel, but only because it would be cruel to ride a puppy. We used to ride the neighbours dog, but he was one of those big ass English whatever dogs (you know like the ones on the dulux ads?) and we were like 4 so it wasn’t that bad, but I think it would be animal cruelty to attempt to do it now.
July 24, 2013 at 9:33 pm
Yes Toni, I think the dog question was a bit tough quite frankly 😉 LURVE mud pies, I’m sure that is why our generation has such great immune systems!
July 20, 2013 at 11:32 am
I’d choose CHOCOLATE! As for weirdest thing I’ve ever eaten – my Mum used to say I was partial to the dog’s biscuits when I was little but I don’t remember it 😉
July 24, 2013 at 9:34 pm
Dog and cat biscuits seem to be a big favourite among bloggers – mmm – there’s a story here I’m sure 😉 x
July 20, 2013 at 4:28 pm
Hello, I am dead keen to go on a camel safari into the outback.. coming along? I have been for about 25 years though and it doesn’t seem to be getting any closer. Weirdest thing eaten… um… dogfood, very mundane!! Frogs legs?? Quite pleasant actually.
July 24, 2013 at 9:35 pm
YES – pick me, pick me – I’m totally going with you on a camel safari into the Outback! Haven’t done dog food or frogs legs, where have I been? Such a novice 😉 xx
July 21, 2013 at 5:42 pm
NO way would I ever consider riding a Puppy so Camel it is.
And the weirdest thing I have ever eaten? To be honest I can’t think of anything recently but when I was a young child I did eat the Dry Dog Food with the puppy dog that I was visiting 🙂
And I love your thoughts about Alcohol – and Chocolate – YEP I so would combine the two!!
July 24, 2013 at 9:35 pm
Glad to hear I’m not the only choco/alco that can’t go without either x 🙂
July 21, 2013 at 8:47 pm
Did you ever see Clifford the Big Red Dog? I’d ride him 🙂 Camels are horrid, ill-tempered looking things, I’d rather walk 🙂 As for eating, I eat a LOT of weird stuff. Worst was probably the five bulbs (not cloves, bulbs) of baked garlic – I was fairly unpleasant to be around for a few days after that 🙂
July 24, 2013 at 9:36 pm
I would totally ride Clifford, LOVE that dog, and he’s red, my favourite colour! I eat whole garlic gloves, as in swallow like pills so don’t taste them – it’s just that, like you, I STUNK for days after. Mind you I couldn’t smell it so who cares 🙂
July 21, 2013 at 10:47 pm
Giggling …camel – 20+ yrs ago a new daddy camel who was spitting and snorting because he could hear the mama being noisy too. We saw the baby camel too.
Chocolate
Weird – cannot think of anything right now except chocolate…where is the chocolate.
July 24, 2013 at 9:38 pm
I hope you found the chocolate Trish, if not then I’ll send you a big block, what is your fav???
That camel encounters sounds VERY interesting 🙂
July 22, 2013 at 9:02 am
Oh thank god … I thought you had nibbled on condoms! Congratulations on being Blogger of the Month 🙂 Tough decision – I think I’d have to go chocolate … it doesn’t give me a headache. Cheers, Alison
July 24, 2013 at 9:39 pm
Umm I might have accidentally done a bit of that – not on purpose of course!!! 😉
July 22, 2013 at 2:28 pm
Haha like Alison I thought you meant condoms. After riding a camel in Cairo I’m just a wee bit afraid of the nasty things so a puppy it is, poor thing would be crushed but at least it couldn’t spit at me. I like chocolate dipped in French onion dip which is probably about as gross as I get food wise but there are a lot of people who will tell you that’s beyond disgusting.
July 24, 2013 at 9:40 pm
That is an interesting combo Kyla, but I’m ALWAYS up for a challenge, so will try that one day! x
July 22, 2013 at 11:05 pm
Funny! I especially loved your answer on the camel vs dog debate…
July 24, 2013 at 9:41 pm
Thanks Emily, and I appreciate the visit 🙂
July 26, 2013 at 8:18 pm
You had me laughing at root suits. Never heard that one before. And I have heard a lot from my apprentice days at Tafe!!