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Why every day is Father’s Day around here!

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If you ask me every day is like Father’s Day around this joint!

And I can say that without fear of being stabbed in the eye because 95 per cent of my readers are women (who are quietly nodding their head right now).

Let me clarify myself in five ways:

1. ALWAYS THE FAVOURITE

My husband is always revered, adored and the kids BOUND out the door when he flies up the driveway nearly crashing into the garage door arrives home from work. He can do no wrong and I become chopped liver (which I secretly LOVE).

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2. HOUSEWORK

I’m pretty much chief cook and bottle washer around here anyhow and so telling him not to lift a finger won’t be needed. I should say that he does unload the dishwasher. This is a job I hate so much that I’ll wash dishes by hand instead of unloading in order to re-load it (does that even make sense?) .

3. GOODIES

We always have a steady supply of chocolate and lollies in the house, so there’s no need for Father’s Day gluttony around here.

4. PASHING

I’m always trying to pash him – usually at inappropriate times – this isn’t something I only try to do on the first Sunday in September.

Yep that's pretty much how I do it!

Yep that’s pretty much how I do it!

5. SOCKS & JOCKS

I buy these when they’re on special at the shops, why just spread the sock and jock love one day a year – you can’t get a much better wife than that surely??

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I will do all of this for you on your special day – especially the non-nagging part!!

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To those of who have a dad – celebrate, nurture and love him.
To those who no longer have a living dad – hugs to you.

To my dad – I love you to the moon and back!
To my husband – you are my soul mate, my rock and I appreciate everything you do for me and our crazy gorgeous family!

What you got planned this Sunday?
Is every day Father’s Day at your house??

Gonna flog ma blog with Grace @ With Some Grace tomoz!


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Author: Have A Laugh On Me

I'm a mum to three, write from home and I rarely cook, craft or clean but admire those who do. I try to live by the mantra that there's no point in worrying about something that might not happen! Be warned this is not a fluffy, sweet mummy blog, rather a place where you can cringe, laugh and be shocked at my brutally honest take on my life.

56 thoughts on “Why every day is Father’s Day around here!

  1. Pretty much! But he irons his own clothes. I dont do ironing πŸ˜‰

  2. LOL you’ve hit the nail on the head there. Love it!

  3. Hahaha! I can really relate to the first one! I spend all day ( and night) cuddling, playing and feeding my 6 month son. Hubby comes home and immediately the bubba’s arms reach out for him. I’m chopped liver!!

    This Father’s Day, I will treat him nice. I will continue to nag, but will do it with a smile and dressed in lingerie πŸ™‚

  4. Great post! Yep, every day is Father’s Day around here. But a special brunch and dinner will make Sunday a bit more special. Enjoy at your house! x

  5. Favourite meal, lots of booze and the footy on the telly. Thant’s about it…

  6. Gotta love a good pash! We’re off for a pub lunch on Sunday – the local is putting on a petting zoo for the kids so hopefully Mr Banya will be able to relax for 5 minutes. πŸ™‚

  7. Lol. The granny with the gun made me crack up. I think that’s awesome you’re always going in for the pash πŸ™‚ You sound like you have a great relationship πŸ™‚

  8. What a lovely tribute to your lucky Mr.
    Dad is definitely the favourite here too, they gang up on me because I try to keep everything organized!
    I hope you have a gorgeous Father’s Day in your house Em xx

  9. Isn’t this the truth?? Daddies can do no wrong and we are so quickly vilified because we {gasp!} make them clean their rooms or eat protein before dessert! Great post! Definitely one that many parents can relate to! nd kiddos to your hubby for taking on dishwasher duty!

  10. My husband sent the kids to bed early because we were getting up early and they blamed me – and I hadn’t said a word! What’s with that????

  11. Thanks for the morning funny πŸ™‚
    Unusually nice weather will be gracing us on Sunday so we might hit the seaside and the hubby has requested breakfast in bed. I can handle that.

  12. You had me until point #5. Hell it’s Father’s Day, not his BIRTHDAY! πŸ™‚

  13. My kids are buying their things for Dad from the school stall today so that’s taken care of. My birthday often falls on Father’s Day (I have never accepted this fact), but this year my birthday will be on the Monday! Yay! I guess I will let him celebrate a little but he’ll have to share the day!
    He does get all the good attention though. I just get nagged and ignored like most Moms!

  14. My kids are buying their things for Dad from the school stall today so that’s taken care of. My birthday often falls on Father’s Day (I have never accepted this fact), but this year my birthday will be on the Monday! Yay! I guess I will let him celebrate a little but he’ll have to share the day!
    He does get all the good attention though. I just get nagged and ignored like most Moms! πŸ˜€

    • My daughter had a stall for Mother’s Day but not Dad’s day 😦 My mum’s birthday is the 2nd also!!! So she has had to share her day for 65 years (next week) Go the virgos πŸ™‚ Yes we are nagged and annoyed because they love us so much πŸ™‚ x

  15. My kids are buying their things for Dad from the school stall today so that’s taken care of. My birthday often falls on Father’s Day (I have never accepted this fact), but this year my birthday will be on the Monday! Yay! I guess I will let him celebrate a little but he’ll have to share the day!
    He does get all the good attention though. I just get nagged and ignored like most Moms! !

  16. I’m a single mama and have been for over a year but just loved this post and it made me laugh, a lot!
    Some very great tips here Xx

  17. Great post, Emily. I’m taking my man and our boys away for a weekend of sun, surf and fishing (it’s a boy thing) – they fish, I sit in a chair with my book and a glass of wine- everyone’s a winner. Happy fathers’ day to all the dads xx

  18. It is definitely Fathers Day everyday in our house!
    We are going to my fab brother and sis-in-laws place for lunch on Sunday, where I am sure we will be spoilt with the best food and wine.

  19. “Sexy time”??? What’s that?? Ooooooh…THAT!
    My folks are coming over this arvo for the weekend so my dad’ll be part of the festivities.
    While his nagging drives me up the proverbial, it’s nice having him here with us πŸ™‚

  20. Up until recently butter wouldn’t melt in Dyl’s mouth when Paul was around..I am secretly grinning because he too now has to deal with the epic tantrums and the 5000 questions per second.

  21. Love this post. I’m with you on the pashing.

    Kids are sorted with presents through school, pre-school and daycare. MissyMoo2 (4) couldn’t wait though and gave him part of his present yesterday! The kids have a friend’s birthday party to go to on Father’s Day (they didn’t realise it was Father’s Day when they organised it) so Hubby actually gets some kiddy free time while I take them to the party. Not bad πŸ™‚

  22. My hubby is here all the time now, he probably wants a day away from all of us for a change. Love the Granny photo. Hilarious!

  23. Can’t say that my husband has Father’s Day every day around here. But let me tell you, if you impregnate me with triplets, I pretty well will guarantee that you are going to be working your $*@ off with me! Having said that, I do provide very good working conditions!

  24. Wise words darling, we are a bit low on the dad supply around here but I have a super sexy man friend (and dad in his own right) who I will endeavour to pash as much as possible this weekend, even at the footie tonight x

  25. LOL, this is a post that had to be written. No Dad here this month, so I got to eat the cookies that came home from school – win. Extra snigging when he gets back in three weeks – promise.

  26. So far today I’ve chatted to a bloke about buying our car, taken the girls for a walk and given Punky lunch and put her down for her nap. Once she wakes up we are going to attempt to make Dave some brownies seeing as I haven’t had a chance to actually buy him something. I am also going to put dinner in the slow cooker once I can get Zee off to sleep and out of my arms! Hope you’re having a great day!

  27. Beautiful sentiments Em – I espesh love the pashing one – hahaha – I imagine you launching on him in the hallway. Sounds like a whole lotta love. How gorgeous πŸ˜‰ can’t believe you buy socks and jocks so often hehe.

  28. Love this, you wonderfully nutty woman, you! Spot on – all of it! Except, my husband tries to pash me more, I think. I can’t compete, he’s Latin and I’m not. Love your posts πŸ™‚ Katie over at Mumabytes xo

  29. It’s often Father’s Day here too. But am guilty of nagging…

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